We’re All Stories

Sara 19-
Missouri, USA. Phan shipper, like seriously, Phan is life. I love Doctor Who, The Midnight Beast, Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, and the Union Jack. I wear glasses, take too many selfies, and I rant a lot.
I am obsessed with cats and the British. Don't like my content? Don't look at it. I'm a bitch most of the time, And I'm NOT sorry. Idc (:

ohimtherebabe:

fangoriaaa:

ryden-gg:

mcrsquad:

You like mcr, panic at the disco, choppy hair cuts, fall out boy and black clothing. You can’t stop smudging your eyeliner, you can’t stay out of hot topic, and you don’t know the top 20 charts. Face it, you’re never gonna leave 2005.

I don’t wanna leave 2005. i just wanna

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my gif lmao

(via mis4nthropy)

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

(via mis4nthropy)

annullo13:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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(via benedictscumberbatch)

mis4nthropy:

crazygingerbiatch:

im sorry but cant seem to find a downside to this

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

(via time-travler)

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(via time-travler)

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

(via time-travler)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

(via lost-in-middle-earth)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via ruhhr-juhhrr)

This week on Sara:

  • Was called a 3/10. Responded with a “Excuse you I am a solid 4/10”
  • Got called fat as fuck. “Thanks. I know. c:”
  • Was told that I was ugly and no one would fuck me “Ive fucked hotter guys than you.”

I don’t give a fuck anymore. cx I think I’m beautifulllllllllllllllllllllllll.

  • Tuesday: New worldwide merch store
  • Wednesday: Vidcon Video
  • Friday: danandphilgames starts
  • Saturday: Phil's liveshow
  • Sunday: New gaming video
  • Monday: Tumblr tag video
  • Tuesday: Dan's liveshow
  • Wednesday: New gaming video (maybe)
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.