We’re All Stories

Sara 18-
Missouri, USA. Phan shipper, like seriously, Phan is life. I love Doctor Who, The Midnight Beast, Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, and the Union Jack. I wear glasses, take too many selfies, and I rant a lot.
I am obsessed with cats and the British. Don't like my content? Don't look at it. I'm a bitch most of the time, And I'm NOT sorry. Idc (:

alone-intheshadows:

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

(via low-flier)

I MIGHT GET TO MEET JOHNATHON ON MY BIRTHDAY. I’M SCREAMING. IM LITERALLY SO FUCKING EXCITED. OMG. JBNOEIRJGVPEODFJBOIWNERG[BVKEORJFBGMEPROKGPEKRG

Straight vs curly in length. 

Its getting so longgggggggggggg

lumos5001:

htedocter:

gingerten:

onlyconsultingangel:

oswaldz:

i am legitimately sorry

i cAn’t BREaTHE

TEN NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE A SONIC

kids show my ass

(via thebadwolfthatwaited)

courtneyislikecool:

can we just talk about

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the way

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dan

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looks

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at phil

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(via phantasticphil)

Okay, yeah. Johnathon is perfect.

Okay, yeah. Johnathon is perfect.

oh-flip-its-james:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

this is beautiful 

schvva:

kotikii:

probably not his first time hearing that from Phil in bedroom

was this video even real

(via thephandirectory)

lumos5001:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

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(via mintreanneisnotafraidanymore)

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(via oh-flip-its-james)

rachelpat19:

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

hahahahaah McGonagall has had enough

(via connie-green)

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

(via hi)

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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(via connie-green)