We’re All Stories

Sara 19-
Missouri, USA. Phan shipper, like seriously, Phan is life. I love Doctor Who, The Midnight Beast, Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, and the Union Jack. I wear glasses, take too many selfies, and I rant a lot.
I am obsessed with cats and the British. Don't like my content? Don't look at it. I'm a bitch most of the time, And I'm NOT sorry. Idc (:

Matt got rid of my kitty and I’m sad now.

I miss my Wrexy. Bye bye fat cuddly kitty.

It’s official. ♥♥

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

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finally, a soup that’s right for me

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extremehomestuckshipping:

extremehomestuckshipping:

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ANYMORE ANONS ABOUT ME READING A SPANISH DICTIONARY AND THE SIMS IN MY PHOTOSET
YES THANK YOU I DID THAT AS A JOKE THENK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME ON MY OWN PICTURES

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destispell:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying


ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

my dad is a baseball and a football coach and it’s also the “why is my child on the bench” “let him pitch an inning” “let him run the ball”

destispell:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

my dad is a baseball and a football coach and it’s also the “why is my child on the bench” “let him pitch an inning” “let him run the ball”

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querquelife:

Anyone else have those nights when you just want to be held until you feel like everything is going to be okay

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The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

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the1975obsessed:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash

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schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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jamesbewchananbarnes:

LOOK AT THE LAPTOP SKIN I MADE

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut (via palegravity)

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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I told you that I loved you more. I fucking told you so.
1:33 am (via boobslyn)

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